Aishwarya rai

Fans of Bollywood will have little difficulty recognizing Aishwarya Rai (known affectionately as 'Ash'). That she is the most stunningly, mesmerizingly beautiful human being inhabiting the planet today is self evident and not a worthy question of debate. But how to keep up with her on a day to day basis? How to get the latest photos and tidbits of gossip? Well, a good place to start is Aishwaryarai.com. They claim to offer "the best resource for fans." OK, but the pictures gallery still isn't online and that makes me very angry (and they've yet to respond to my logical, pleading, beautiful, sweeping, impetuous, yet thoughtful emails and print letters).

IMDb has, of course, the facts. And it turns out that she has nine, count em nine films in various stages of pre-production. Jackson Heights, here I come.

Aishwaryaworld.com claims to be the only "authorized and official" website but tends toward the corny. It does, however, include tasty morsels like her own personal philosophy that "It’s nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." A tad trite you insinuate? Well, screw you overly sophisticated 3Quarks reader. Next time a radiant goddess illuminates all of our lives I'll make sure she reads lots of Schopenhauer and Radhakrishnan first so she can utter things more profound and depressing. Get over yourself.

Personally, I'm rather fond of the Aishwarya section of the Paper Doll Heaven website. There, you can dress Aishwarya up in various outfits of your own choosing. It's a lot of fun and there are some nice looks. I recommend mixing and matching.

Nothing, however, can beat Bollywhat.com for some interesting dish, especially when it comes to the latest on that rather bothersome ex-boyfriend Salman Khan. He worries me.

That's it for now. I part with these words, anyone who does not like Devdas is a person who I'm not sure is fully a person.